Finding the right excuse is not always an easy thing to do. Trying to explain why we are not able to attend a certain party or a way to absent ourselves from an obligation takes fore thought and clear thinking. Clearthinking is something that a number of parents in Albuquerque, New Mexico lacked when they wrote excuse notes for their kids.
“Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,32, and also 33.”"
Please excuse Brian for being. It was his father’s fault.”
“Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.”
“Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.”
“Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.”
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Doug E. Pudge // October 5, 2005 at 3:24 am
Hey brother LOL! I love it when reality is funnier than any of the stuff we can make up! B4T
J... // October 5, 2005 at 5:28 am
Please excuse jay …he’s a mollette!!
loved truly // October 5, 2005 at 6:27 am
I love these things! I crack up everytime I read them.
Russell // October 5, 2005 at 6:59 am
J.., you are excused!
Russell // October 5, 2005 at 7:01 am
I wrote an excuse for Tonia when we were married in college.
Please excuse Tonia from class yesterday, she had explosive diarrhea.
True story. =)
Four-Leaf K' lover // October 5, 2005 at 7:04 am
Nice post Tom. Thanks for sharing yor angel story with me.
Swinging Sammy // October 5, 2005 at 10:36 am
this stuff is funny. You wouldn’t believe some of the stuff I find people write in medical charts when I am doing QA audits too.
Mr. T // October 5, 2005 at 1:28 pm
I remember calling in for myself in high school…”Yes this is Tom Hawkins calling in for Tommy Hawkins he won’t be in school today”. That to is a true story! LOL
olegirl1 // October 6, 2005 at 3:35 am
You are tring to get in my head. I just love you and Vera. I am going to make it through this one way or another. Lets hope its one way,and not the other.See ya Sunday! Also I have A new Job interview today. It’s at Country Market I should fit right in. That is if I get the job. I will be doing the same thing that I do at Bucsh’s but more hours. I am hopeing for fulltime. So, Please pray! LOVE YA!–>
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